Intro 
F C F C F C C/B Am G F 


verse 1 

                     C        C/B 
If I were one of the Girls 
              Am 
I would be Shoshauna 
                     C       C/B 
If I were one of the Girls 
              Am 
I would be Shoshauna 



[Refrão]
F            C 
Confused and rude 
       F                         C 
Such a special kind of way to be cruel 
F            C 
Confused and rude 
             C/B 
Confused and rude 
             Am    F 
Confused and rude 


verse 2 

                C     C/B 
Karma Chamillionaire 
            Am 
Chasing the sad glow down 
                C     C/B 
Karma Chamillionaire 
            Am 
Chasing the sad glow down 


[Refrão]
F            C 
Confused and rude 
    F                  Am 
The owner of a bad attitude 
F            C 
Confused and rude 
             C/B 
Confused and rude 
             Am 
Confused and rude 


F            C 
Confused and rude 
       F                         C 
Such a special kind of way to be cool 
    F                              C 
The piranha found their way to the pool 
             C/B 
Confused and rude 
             Am    
Confused and rude 


verse 3 

                     C       C/B 
If I were one of the things 
                Am 
I'd be american garbage 
                   C      
The most beautiful thing 
             C/B   Am 
The most beautiful american garbage you have ever seen 


Bridge 

F             C 
Brand new and bruised 
       F                        C 
On the way to building a better you 
F             C 
Brand new and bruised 
             C/B 
Confused and bruised 
             Am 
Confused and rude 


Outro 

F                    C 
If I were one of the Girls 
F              C 
I would be Shoshanna 
F            C 
Confused and rude 
             C/B 
Confused and rude 
             Am 
Confused and rude