Intro: Ab7 Gbm6/Ab Ab7 Gbm6/Ab  

verse 1 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment 
Ab7                     Gbm6/Ab 
How to defer to men in solveable predicaments 
Ab7                       Gbm6/Ab 
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you 
Ab7                           Gbm6/Ab 
How to have that not work and have them run away from you 

Ab7                                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to keep people at arms length and never get too close 
Ab7                          Gbm6/Ab 
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most 
Ab7                            Gbm6/Ab 
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone 
Ab7                                 Gbm6/Ab 
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone 


[Refrão]

                   Ab             Gb 
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps 
                Db/F                E 
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget 
                  Ab             Gb 
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps 
                  Db/F               E                      Ab 
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best 

verse 2 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success 


[Refrão]
 
                   Ab             Gb 
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps 
                Db/F                E 
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget 
                  Ab             Gb 
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps 
                  Db/F               E                      Ab  Eb 
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best 

Bridge 
          Db                 Abm 
I've been doing research for years 
Eb              Db       Abm7 
I've been practicing my ass off 
Eb                 Db                     Abm7 
I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you 
            Eb                  Db                Abm7 
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you 


[Refrão]

                   Ab             Gb 
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps 
                Db/F                E 
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget 
                  Ab             Gb 
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps 
                  Db/F               E                      Ab 
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best 

verse 3 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within 
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab 
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything 


[Refrão]
 
                   Ab             Gb 
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps 
                Db/F                E 
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget 
                  Ab             Gb 
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps 
                  Db/F               E                       
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best