D 
Cheese tomato flan 
       A 
Crazy little man 
       Bm            (4x) 
Quiche lorraine	He's insane 
       G 
Cheese tomato flan 

         Bm          G 
I saw a man on the street 
         Bm           G 
He was smiling he was sweet 
          A 
He had a thing going on All about vol-a-vons 

       D 
Cheese tomato flan 
       A 
Crazy little man 
       Bm                   (2x) 
Quiche lorraine	He's insane 
       G 
Cheese tomato flan 

     Bm          G 
The man could be french 
              Bm         G 
And he was sitting on a bench 
        A 
With a pie on his head And he looked at me and said 

       D 
Cheese tomato flan 
       A 
Crazy little man 
       Bm             (2x) 
Quiche lorraine	He's insane 
       G 
Cheese tomato flan 

(solo)  Bm G Bm G A 

      D 
Cheese tomato flan 
       A 
Crazy little man 
       Bm                (2x) 
Quiche lorraine	He's insane 
       G 
Cheese tomato flan 

          Bm               G 
Where he came from I don't know 
              Bm               G 
But he had somewhere to go 
        A 
He got up and walked away And as he went I heard him say 

       D 
Cheese tomato flan 
       A 
Crazy little man 
       Bm           (2x) 
Quiche lorraine	He's insane 
       G 
Cheese tomato flan