Young Fiona: 
D                  Em/D 
“There’s a princess    in a tower” 
A7/D                  D 
    Oh my gosh that’s just like me 
              Em/D 
“Poor Rapunzel    needs a haircut 
A7/D                   D 
    But the witch wont set her free 
    G/B            A/C# 
She passes time by singing” 
     F#/A#          Bm 
Like someone else I know 
    G/B             A/C# 
“As years go by she sits and waits” 
F#/A# 
As years go by?! 

Uh oh 
   G/B         Cm 
“A torturous existence” 
  A/C#                Dm 
I don’t remember this part! 
     Bb/D            Ebm 
“She wishes she were dead?” 
(No Chord) 
Skip ahead, skip ahead 
    B/F#                 F#5 
“But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire 
    B/F# 
The prince is good at climbing 
             Esus2/F#   F# 
And braiding golden hair” 
         D  A/C#        G/B 
So I know   he’ll appear 
A/C#             D               A/C#    G/B 
‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures 
D                 Gsus2 
  I believe the storybooks I read 
               A 
By candle light 
         D       A/C#         G/B 
My white knight, and his steed 
A/C#     D              A/C#    Bm 
    Will look just like these pictures 
   B7                           C 
It wont be long now, I guarantee 
G           A7sus4            D    A/C#    G/B 
  Day number      twenty-three 
       A/C#  D    A/C#    G/B 
I know its today 
       A/C#  D    E/D 
I know its today 

(Musical interlude where Fiona grows into a teenager) 
 G  A  D 

Teen Fiona: 
(Speaks): 
Oh! Here’s a good one! 
D                    Em/D 
  “There’s a princess    in a coma” 
A7/D                D 
    Glad it’s her instead of me 
              Em/D 
“Pretty maiden    in a glass box” 
A7/D               D 
    How, I wonder, does she pee? 

(Speaks): 
          G/B 
Blah blah blah blah  
        A/C# 
“poison apple” 
       F#/A# 
Boring boring 
      Bm 
“evil queen.” 
        G/B                A/C# 
Filler, filler been there, read that 
      F#/A#           Bm 
Seven shorties on the scene 
No Chord 
Skip ahead, skip ahead! 
     B/F#                    F#5 
“But in the end the princess wakes up with a start 
    B/F# 
The prince is good at kissing, 
            Esus2/F#     F# 
And melting Snow White’s heart!” 
        D A           G 
So I know he’ll appear 
A         D          A      G    A  D 
  And his armor will be blinding 
             Gsus2                                 A 
As shining as     his perfect teeth, and manly hose 
             D  A          G 
He’ll propose,  on one knee 
A         D           A/C#    Bm 
  And our pre-nup will be binding 
 B7                             C 
About time we set a wedding date 
G                 A7sus4                  D   A 
  Day number nine hundred and fifty-eight 
G        A     D    A 
  I know its today 
G                 D       G                   C 
  He’ll show up today!_________ (Adult Fiona): ___aaayy! 

F 
There’s a princess! 
Gm/F 
    Any princess! 
C7/F                       F 
    Take your pick they’re all like me! 
            Gm/F 
Not exactly,    I’m still waiting 
C7/F                   F 
    They’re out living happily 
     Gm           C                A/C#            D 
Ever after better get here, I want love in seconds flat 
Gm/Bb                C 
  No one needs these middle bits 
A/C# 
Whoops, did I do that? 
        G7/B              C 
Cut the villains, but the vamping 
A/C#           Dm 
Cut this fairy tale 
       Bb7/D          Eb 
Cut the peril and the pitfalls,  
        C7/D           Fm 
Cut the puppet and the whale 
        F#m/C#            C# 
Cut the monsters, cut the curses 
         F#m/C#         C# 
Keep the intro, cut the verses 
        F#m/C#       C#           F#m/C#       C# 
And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting 
C# 
The waiting! 
          D A           G 
But I know  he’ll appear 
A          D          A   G    A 
 Though I seem a bit bi-polar 
D            Gsus2 
  And I’m a vandal now as well, 
                  A 
Hope he won't mind 
           D A         G 
I’m a find,  Im a catch 
A      D       A/C#   Bm 
 And a very gifted bowler 
   B7                           C 
It wont be long now, I guarantee 
G 
  Day number 
A7sus4        Cmaj7 
      Are you there God? 
        Bm7 
Its me Fiona 

All Three: 
        Am7 
Its me Fiona! 
          E B           A 
Now I know  he’ll appear 
 B               E               B   A         B 
‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures 
E                  A                             Bsus4 
  I believe the storybooks I read by candle light 
B          E                         A 
  My white knight, my knight and his steed 
B     E              B/D#    C#m 
 Will look just like these pictures 
   C#7                          D 
It wont be long now, I guarantee 

Young Fiona: 
C          D                A                 B              C            D 
Day number twenty-three 
     Teen Fiona: Day number nine fifty-eight 
                       Adult Fiona: Day number eight thousand four hundred and twenty-three 

Young Fiona(Top), Teen Fiona(Middle), Adult Fiona(Bottom): 
E       B     A   B    E                    B    A     B    E                   B       A 
I know its today  ooh_____            I know its today ooh_____           I know its today 
                I know its today        ooh_____     I know its today       ooh_____ 
                           I know its today         ooh_____     I know its today 

All: 
             E    D    E 
I know its today!