Intro 

Em7 
Is this the real life 
A7 
Is this just fantasy 
D7             Am7   D7 
Caught in the bog squad 
    G 
No escape from this weird cult thing 
Em 
Open your eyes 
     G7                    C 
Look up to logbog and see 
Am                 D7 
I'm just a member, I have no santa role 
            G#   G     F#   G 
Because I'm easy come, easy go, 
G#     G     F#     G 
little man, scoot along, 
C           G/B         Bbdim7         D7/A 
Any way the sants vote, doesn't really matter to me, 
   G 
To me 

Verse 

G            Em 
Logobg, just joined the squad, 
       Am 
Put my cursor on the link, 
            Am                 D 
Pressed left click, now i've joined, 
G              Em 
Logbog, how did i get here? 
    Am                Am/G#     Am/G Am/F#   Am/F Am/E 
And now how do i leave the bog squad? 
C    G Am 
Logbog ooooh, 
       Dm 
Didn't mean to make you cry 
   G                               C 
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow 
      G         Am        Fm                C 
Carry on, carry on, as if no one ever joined 

G 

Verse 

G           Em 
Campouts, what's this about? 
      Am 
Sends shivers down my spine 
       Am                 D 
people joking all the time, 
G                        Em 
Hello everybody - I've got to come 
      Am               Am/G#      Am/G Am/F#    Am/F Am/E 
Gotta gotta come to pismo beach and face   the truth 
C    G Am 
Logbog ooooh (any way the sants vote) 
Dm 
I want to be elf, 
  G                                      C 
I sometimes wish I'd never joined this at all 

Solo 

| C G | Am  | Dm  | G   | 
| C G | Am  | Dm  | Bb  Bb A G# G | F#   | 

Interlude 1 

B F#                 B    F# 
I see a lanky silhouetto of a man, 
F#   B       F#   B       F#                 B  F# 
Remy-Foley, Remy-Foley, will you do the "legitimoose" 
A#              F          A         C#          F# 
Thundertrain and OP:D, very very frightening me 
N.C. 
WIGGLEBEES, WIGGLEBEES 
N.C. 
WIGGLEBEES, WIGGLEBEES 
N.C. 
WIGGLEBEES, Also fru - Magnifico 

G#  G      F#   G    G# G    F#    G 
I'm just a member,  no-body loves me. 
F    C      Cdim C   F      C    Cdim   C 
He's just a member from an old bogsness card. 
F             C/E            D        G    F  C/E  D#dim  Dm7 
Spare him his life from this cryptic server. 
G#   G     F#   G   G#       G      F#   G  C 
Easy join, easy leave, will you let me leave?  Evelyn! 
    G                    C 
No, we will not let you leave. (LET HIM LEAVE) Evelyn! 
G                    C             G 
We will not let you leave. (LET HIM LEAVE) Evelyn!  We will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE) 
                                              D#7 
Will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE)  Will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE) Never Never Never Let Me Leave 
G#m F#  B   A#  D#  G   C    N.C. 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.  Oh, Stevioso, Stevioso 
     C           G      C   F         B          Em       G 
Stevioso, let me go.  Wilhelmina has a devil put aside for me, 


Riff 

| C   | C   | C   | D   | 


Interlude 2 

G                           C          G      Bb 
  Hey my name is logbog and i'm the owner 
G                                  C           F 
  So you think you can love me and leave me for alliso 
Dm  G     Dm                    G 
Oh, tristo, can't do this to me tristo 
Dm             G     Dm             G           C 
Y'all gotta come down, y'all gotta come down to bog con 


Riff/Instrumental 

|(C)  | C   | C   | D   | N.C.| 
| Ab  | F   | G   | G   | G   | 
| C  G  | Am  E Am | E Am G C | B  Em | F  C  | 


Outro 

Am                Em 
Bogsquad really matters, 
Am         Em 
The members can see, 
Am                Fm    F/G                       C 
Bogsquad really matters, Bogsquad really matters to me, 


Instrumental 

|(C) F/C | C  Cdim | 
| G/B  Gm/Bb | A    Bbdim | A A7 D    | 


Coda 

G   D/F#    Ddim/F Em7    D 
ANY WAY THE SANTS VOOOOOTE ... 


G       x-x-5-4-3-x 
D/F#    x-x-4-2-3-x 
Ddim/F  x-x-3-1-3-x 
Em7     x-x-2-0-3-x