Intro: C G Em C D G 


G              D                 C              G 
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued. 

G                  D                    Am              Em 
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two.  

     Em           Am             F               E7 
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet.  

        E7              Am               F            D 
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away.  


[Refrão]
 

G         
Watch as I work my gypsy magic. 

Em 
Eye of a newt and cinnamon. 

G 
Watch as the matter turns to batter- 

C        D            G 
Open the portal, jump in! 

(bridge)
 
C                                G 
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom? 

          Em                              Am             Em 
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon. 

C 
Toss a fig and save the date and 

G                 G 
bread and butter, chant and mutter, 

Em          E7 
marination, incantation, 

C                Am 
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,  

D                D7 
yeast is rising, rectifying  


( G Em G C D G) 

verse 2
  

G                D                 C                  G 
Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone. 

G                   D            Am            Em 
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on. 

   Em           Am                F             E7 
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall. 

      E7                   Am               F            D 
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall! 


[Refrão]


G 
Watch as I work my gypsy magic! 

Em 
Seapony tears and provolone! 

G 
God help the outcast with her witchcraft. 

C           D        G 
Someday I'm gonna go home! 

G            C     D  G        
Someday, I'm gonna go home!!!