A     D            Bm        E      A   Bm  
Fellas, arent you glad your not a woman.  
              D             E           A  
your not a sheila, your a peter, or a clive.  
               D                  E  
Because their lack of spacial awareness,  
             A               D  
makes them really fucking careless,  
            Bm                      E  
you should never ever let a woman drive.  
  
  
        A  
When a girl is sitting at the wheel,  
      E  
your gonna hear the crunch of steel,  
	   Bm  
there's a very real danger,  
              E  
that she'll crash into a stranger,  
	A		       D  
if you want to leave the car alive,  
E		    A  
never let a woman drive!  
  
  
	A  
If you ever let a bird reverse,  
       E  
your gonna end up in a hearse,  
	  Bm  
your in massive fucking peril,  
	  E  
if your drivers name is sheryl,  
	A		       D  
if you want to leave the car alive,  
E		    A  
never let a woman drive!