1. 
-8 b-8-8 b-8 -8 b-8 -8 b-8 -8 b-8 -8 b-8 -8 b-8 
 I am he as you are he as you are me and we are 
-8  b-8-8-7 6-5 
all to-geth-er 
-8  -8   b-8 -8   -8   -8   -8 b-8 -8  -8   7 
See how they run like pigs from a  gun see how 
  6   6      6  -7 7-7 6 
they fly    I`m cry-ing 
-8 b-8 -8 b-8 -8    -8   -9 -8  -8  -8  -9  -9 
Sitting on a corn-flake waiting for the van to 
-8-7 
come 
-6 6  -6 6  b-7   6     -6 6   -6 6   -7 6 
Corporation tea-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday 
-6    6   -6  6  -6  6  -6    6  -6   6    -6 
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face 
  6    5 
grow long 
Chorus 
-6 -6 -6  b-7b-7    b-7 b-7 b-7  7  7 
 I am the eggman   They are the eggmen 
7  7  7   -8-8   -8 -8 b-8  -8 
I Am The Walrus goo goo a` joob 
  7 7    7  7  -7 8    7 -6   -6 -6   6   7  -6 
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun 
 6 -6  b-7   7    -6   6  -6  6 -6    6   -6 6 
If the sun don`t come you get a tan from standing 
-6  6   -6 6     5 -6 -6 -6   -7-7   -7   -7 -7 
in the English rain I am the eggman They are the 
 7 7    7  7  7   -8 -8 -8  -8  7   -8  7 -8   7 
eggmen, I Am The Walrus goo goo g` joob g`goo goo 
7  -8 7 
g` joob 
2. 
Mister City p`liceman sitting pretty little 
p`licemen in a row 
See how they fly like Lucy In The Sky see how 
they run    I`m crying 
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog`s 
eye 
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess 
Boy yoy`ve been a naughty girl you let your  
nickers down 
(REPEAT Chorus) 
3. 
Expert texpert choking smokers don`t you think  
the joker laughs at you? 
See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how 
they snied     I`m crying 
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eifel Tower 
Element`ry penguin singing Hare Krishna 
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar 
Allan Poe 
(REPEAT Chorus)