Intro: G  Em  G  Em  Am D G Em C  G 

verse 1 
G                           Em 
Never robbed a bank I never stole a car 
G                            Em 
Never pumped no bullets into Johnny Law 
Am              D            G     Em 
Always payed my taxes always drove below 
    Em             D       G 
the speed limit in my home town 

verse 2 
G                               Em 
Always had a girlfriend, yeah I always had a job 
G                       Em 
Never drank no alcohol, always flapped my jaw 
Am             D             G         Em 
Never raised a finger till I heard the lord 
Em            D       G 
Blowin on his old war horn 

Interlude 

G B Em D 

G B Em D 

Em D C 

Em D C 

verse 3 
G                                         Em 
Always smoked them cigarettes, yeah never smoked no dope 
G                                Em 
Always had an alibi, yeah always had some hope 
Am               D               G       Em 
Never thought no evil could have settled down 
Em               D       G 
In the people of my home town 

verse 4 
G                               Em 
Never met no witches no I never met no ghosts 
G                            Em 
Never sent no howlies to the fire below 
Am             D             G         Em 
Never carried weapons till I heard the lord 
Em            D       G 
Blowin on his old war horn 

Outro 

Em  C  G 

Em            C       G 
Blowin on his old war horn 

G  B  Em   Cm   Em  Cm 

G  B  Em  Cm  Em  D  C  G 

G  G  Em