Intro: F Bb F 

Chorus: 
F 
If I had money tell you what I'd do, I'd go  

downtown and buy a Mercury or two. 
    Bb                         F 
Iâ??m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a  

Mercury. 
          Dm                   C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up  
             F 
and down the road. 

#2. 
F 
The girl I love, I stole her from a friend..he  

got lucky stole her back again. 
          Bb                         F 
Cause she knew he had a Mercury, she knew he had  

a Mercury. 
          Dm                   C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and  
         F 
down the road. 


INTERLUDE: F Bb F Dm C F Fm C F Bb F Dm C F 

#3. 
F 
Hey, now, mama, you look so fine, ridin' round in  

your Mercury '49. 
    Bb                         F 
Iâ??m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury. 
          Dm                   C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down  
    F 
the road. 

#4. 
F 
My baby went out, she didn't stay long, she bought  

herself a Mercury, came a cruisin' home. 
    Bb                         F 
Iâ??m crazy 'bout a Mercury, Iâ??m crazy 'bout a Mercury. 
          Dm                   C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down  
    F 
the road. 


INTERLUDE: F Bb F Bbm Bb Fm F Dm C F Fm F Ab Bb 

           Dm C F 


OUTRO: 
F 
If I had money tell you what I'd do, I'd go  

downtown and buy a Mercury or two. 
    Bb                         F 
Iâ??m crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a  

Mercury. 
          Dm                   C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up  
             Bb 
and down the road. 
          Dm                   C 
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down  
    Bb    Dm C F Bb F 
the road...............(Fade.) 



An eighties smash from Kraziekhat.