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INTRO 
 
 
 
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Well I made a mess of my life, 
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Each time I went left, I shoulda gone right. 
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And love's no exception to this rule, 
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'Cos I turned around and I lost you. 
 
 
 
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Now I'm feelin' lonesome and blue, 
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Just the way I'd expect to. 
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But there's some things that I could use 
           A               F#m 
To help me deal with this abuse; 
   A      
If french fries were fat free, 
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 And you still loved me. 
 
 
 
   D 
If french fries were fat free, 
 
And you still loved me, 
      A 
What a wonderful world this would be. 
       D 
If the whisky really helped me, 
 
Forget your memory, 
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 I'd wear a smile endlessly. 
   D                 A 
If french fries were fat free, 
E              A     
 And you still loved me. 
 
 
 
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INSTRUMENTAL 
 
 
 
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You know the more I think about it, 
         A 
The more sense it makes. 
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'Cos grease and love both cause heartache. 
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So I raise my glass in toast, 
      A                 F#m 
These things I want the most. 
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Though I'll probably never see it, 
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I can't help but believe in that; 
 
 
 
 
   D 
If french fries were fat free, 
 
And you still loved me, 
      A 
What a wonderful world this would be. 
       D 
If the whisky really helped me, 
 
Forget your memory, 
A                        E 
 I'd wear a smile endlessly. 
   D                 A 
If french fries were fat free, 
E              A     
 And you still loved me. 
       D                 A 
Oh, if french fries were fat free, 
E              A  
 And you still loved me.